Comments on: “What If …” http://thewritersbag.com/what-if-exercises/what-if Writing tips for the real world. Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:21:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Tasha http://thewritersbag.com/what-if-exercises/what-if/comment-page-1#comment-18209 Tasha Thu, 03 Jun 2010 06:25:38 +0000 http://thewritersbag.com/writing-rules/what-if#comment-18209 It would give the term "Man-boobs" a whole new meaning. It would give the term “Man-boobs” a whole new meaning.

]]> By: Gloria http://thewritersbag.com/what-if-exercises/what-if/comment-page-1#comment-14895 Gloria Wed, 17 Feb 2010 03:39:27 +0000 http://thewritersbag.com/writing-rules/what-if#comment-14895 If men had babies, and breast fed them, Women would be very different. They'd be men. Because What it takes to have babies and breast feed them is hormones. Hormones that men don't have. They don't have those hormones for a reason. However, if they did, they'd grow larger breasts and hips and thighs, and Women, who wouldn't have the oxytocin and the estrogen and the progesterone required to birth the world, would calm the raging seas of pregnancy, childbirth and breast feeding by merely saying, "Don't worry Honey, I'll do the dishes tonight." And when their time came to let go of their ability to procreate, Men with their hormones ping-ponging, would sometimes cry, sometimes yell, sometimes sulk. Women, on the other hand would remain even, to balance things out, for that is what women, Testosterone surging, have the ability to do. If men had babies, and breast fed them, Women would be very different. They’d be men. Because What it takes to have babies and breast feed them is hormones. Hormones that men don’t have. They don’t have those hormones for a reason. However, if they did, they’d grow larger breasts and hips and thighs, and Women, who wouldn’t have the oxytocin and the estrogen and the progesterone required to birth the world, would calm the raging seas of pregnancy, childbirth and breast feeding by merely saying, “Don’t worry Honey, I’ll do the dishes tonight.” And when their time came to let go of their ability to procreate, Men with their hormones ping-ponging, would sometimes cry, sometimes yell, sometimes sulk. Women, on the other hand would remain even, to balance things out, for that is what women, Testosterone surging, have the ability to do.

]]> By: Saundra http://thewritersbag.com/what-if-exercises/what-if/comment-page-1#comment-9392 Saundra Sun, 16 Aug 2009 17:50:07 +0000 http://thewritersbag.com/writing-rules/what-if#comment-9392 The President would not find so much opposition to his health care reform issue. The President would not find so much opposition to his health care reform issue.

]]> By: Nathan42 http://thewritersbag.com/what-if-exercises/what-if/comment-page-1#comment-3998 Nathan42 Sat, 28 Mar 2009 00:33:47 +0000 http://thewritersbag.com/writing-rules/what-if#comment-3998 ...then the world would be really messed-up. Men wouldn't be manly. Women wouldn't be womanly. Up would be down. Left would be right. And Paris Hilton would be smart. or ...then this 'what if' exercise would actually be: 'What if women - not men - had babies and breast-fed them?' …then the world would be really messed-up. Men wouldn’t be manly. Women wouldn’t be womanly. Up would be down. Left would be right. And Paris Hilton would be smart.

or

…then this ‘what if’ exercise would actually be: ‘What if women - not men - had babies and breast-fed them?’

]]> By: Glanda Widger http://thewritersbag.com/what-if-exercises/what-if/comment-page-1#comment-2786 Glanda Widger Fri, 02 Jan 2009 23:25:35 +0000 http://thewritersbag.com/writing-rules/what-if#comment-2786 The world population would decline drastically. Men would never go through the experience more than one time. I love em but they are just such babies when it come to pain, discomfort or having to be inconvenienced. Think about it. The world population would decline drastically. Men would never go through the experience more than one time. I love em but they are just such babies when it come to pain, discomfort or having to be inconvenienced. Think about it.

]]> By: Tim O'Dell http://thewritersbag.com/what-if-exercises/what-if/comment-page-1#comment-2570 Tim O'Dell Mon, 08 Dec 2008 09:48:20 +0000 http://thewritersbag.com/writing-rules/what-if#comment-2570 Then maybe men would feel more of a connection to their offspring, and we'd have far less fatherless children! Then maybe men would feel more of a connection to their offspring, and we’d have far less fatherless children!

]]> By: gloria http://thewritersbag.com/what-if-exercises/what-if/comment-page-1#comment-2544 gloria Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:13:38 +0000 http://thewritersbag.com/writing-rules/what-if#comment-2544 If men had babies, not women, we wouldn't be having this conversation. If men had babies, not women, we wouldn’t be having this conversation.

]]> By: RAJEN http://thewritersbag.com/what-if-exercises/what-if/comment-page-1#comment-2470 RAJEN Sun, 23 Nov 2008 09:58:32 +0000 http://thewritersbag.com/writing-rules/what-if#comment-2470 This thought came in God’s mind at the time of his new creation. He started thinking-‘What if…..’ He called his male designer. He put the question before him. He ordered him to design a man keeping ‘those two things’ in his mind. He strictly ordered him not to change the look which was already decided. He started research on it. He made many sketches. After many days God approved a design. He asked him to take some snapshots. God decided to show these shots to his female designer for final approval. God enthusiastically showed her. But she made a face and described that one as an eunuch. God was surprised by hearing this. He started thinking-‘if this type of man can’t win a woman’s heart, how the process of generation can continue?’ Ultimately he left this hard task on his female Designer’s shoulders. -And rest is the history! This thought came in God’s mind at the time of his
new creation. He started thinking-‘What if…..’ He
called his male designer. He put the question
before him. He ordered him to design a man
keeping ‘those two things’ in his mind. He
strictly ordered him not to change the look which
was already decided. He started research on it. He
made many sketches. After many days God approved
a design. He asked him to take some snapshots. God
decided to show these shots to his female designer
for final approval. God enthusiastically showed her.
But she made a face and described that one as an
eunuch. God was surprised by hearing this. He started
thinking-‘if this type of man can’t win a woman’s
heart, how the process of generation can continue?’
Ultimately he left this hard task on his female
Designer’s shoulders.
-And rest is the history!

]]> By: randy johson http://thewritersbag.com/what-if-exercises/what-if/comment-page-1#comment-2463 randy johson Sun, 23 Nov 2008 04:38:03 +0000 http://thewritersbag.com/writing-rules/what-if#comment-2463 Domestic violence would decrease drastically. Why do men have nipples anyway? Domestic violence would decrease drastically. Why do men have nipples anyway?

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